One of Those Days

When I got up this morning the coffee pot was broke.

When I tried to make toast the toaster started to smoke.

If I don't have any coffee it's possible that I'll croak.

Other than that everything's just pretty fine.

I went back to my bedroom and fell into my bed.

I bounced out on the other side and fell upon my head.

I needed a lot of stitches, twenty-two is what they said.

Other than that everything's just pretty fine.

I got into the fast lane so I could pass a car.

I needed to take the exit, but I blinked and went too far.

Another guy clipped my bumper and the accident was bizarre.

Other than that everything's just pretty fine.

They rushed me to the doctor who said I broke my arm.

He put it in a purple cast to give it a little charm.

My chest hurt and my back ached, but I didn't want to cause alarm.

Other than that everything's just pretty fine.

So, I ended my day a little early, and curled up in my chair

Thinking nothing could happen to me while I was sitting there.

I glanced over at the sofa that was covered in cat hair.

And I thought, I don't even have a cat!

Other than that everything's just pretty fine.