The Family That's Living Inside Your Cheek

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

The mother is Gertrude. The father is Zeke.

They think there's an earthquake each time you speak

For the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

The daughter wears braces and dresses so chic.

The son speaks five languages and is a geek.

It's the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

The grandma lives with them which makes the son freak.

The grandpa is weird and he thinks he's a sheik.

In the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

All the dental assistants freak out and scream, "Eke!"

As the dentists dance gaily before taking a peek

At the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

Some are quite bold, but the others are meek.

The bold ones stay up late to play hide-and-seek.

It's the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

If they don't take their showers then they start to wreak,

And the life of the family will start to look bleak,

And there'll be no more family living inside your cheek.