August 30: National Toasted Marshmallow day or

 National Marshmallow toasting Day or

 (Marshmallow on a Campfire Day)

Today we celebrate in a very special way

For today is National Toasted Marshmallow Day.

But the critics have bolted and want us to say

That our marshmallows get toasted in another way.

To say they are toasted is not the point. Nay!

To say How they're toasted on fire or tray

Just isn't the reason they're all in a fray.

How about National Marshmallow Toasting Day?

They pick and they quiver, they stammer and sway.

Does anyone think they are crazy to bray?

I say they bemoan too much. Gads! They are fey!

Contemplate Marshmallow on a Campfire Day.

So I'll say it however I feel like today,

Because I know there are three choices to weigh.

But do you think all this fuss should go away?

It's ONLY National Toasted Marshmallow Day!