The Family of Cooties That Lives In Your Hair

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

Their color is light, like a peach or a pear.

Their tint can be different, they're dark or they're fair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

 

 

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

They're dad is a bum and he sits in the square.

They're  mom is depressed and she sobs with despair.

They're the family of cooties that live in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

The young ones are selfish and don't like to share.

The teens go to parties and rides at the fair.

They're the family of cooties that live in your hair.

 

 

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

The grandma gets moody and goes on a tear.

The grandpa is furry and big as a bear.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

Sometimes they have problems and need some repair.

Sometimes they have beauty that none can compare.

They're the family of cooties that lives in your hair.

 

 

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

The smart go to college and drive a corvair.

The dumb stay in middle school blowing hot air.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

If the tough ones get angry you'd better beware.

But the wimpies are lazy and simply don't care.

They're a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

 

 

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

When you brush your hair soundly you'll find they're not there.

If you wash with strong soap I can promise and swear

There'll be no more live cooties that live in your hair.