Written for our small group garage sale that we had to benefit a family going through tough times. I wouldn't have saved this, but Donna said I should. I always do what Donna says:

WELCOME GARAGE SALE SHOPPERS!
WE'RE GLAD TO SEE YOUR FACE!
YOUR PURCHASES AREN'T FOR US TO KEEP,
SO LET US STATE OUR CASE.

WE KNOW SOME FOLKS WHOSE TIMES ARE ROUGH,
AND WE'LL HELP THEM IF WE CAN.
SO ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THEM
TO LEND A HELPING HAND.

SO, SHOP AROUND AND HAVE SOME FUN,
DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING "HEY!"
OUR FRIENDSHIPS ARE IMPORTANT. YOU KNOW,
THIS COULD BE US SOMEDAY.