(Disclaimer: I wrote this during a stay in the hospital while I was on pain killers and various sundry drugs. Just sayin....)
Wide-bottomed women should never wear tight jeans
With each and every movement tugging at the seams.
A healthy dose of denim should hang loosely on the hip,
And if I see their underwear it really makes me flip.
Wide-bottomed women should never wear short shorts,
Not even on the beach or participating in sports.
And if you work in the garden be careful of the view,
'Cause if your backside's to the gate they'll see a lot of you.
